i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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