I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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