Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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