I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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