it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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