update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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