There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
