you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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