ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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