they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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