i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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