don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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