The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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