So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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