He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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