Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize