my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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