Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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