Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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