Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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