I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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