Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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