what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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