She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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