Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
zippers are such a cool invention
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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