i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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