After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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