So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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