Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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