I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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