Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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