I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
