I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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