can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I did not marry a roomba.
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