Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
two words: eviction party
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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