these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
