The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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