is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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