Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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