belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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