In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Send help, water and tortillas.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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