I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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