Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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