# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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