sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize