That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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