What a fucking waste of an outfit
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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