Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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