people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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