She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
this is an emotional support booty call
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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