i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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