i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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