let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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