she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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