69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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