And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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